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MR. KILLROY

Mr. Killroy has the coolest name ever. Except his first name is Mandy which spoils it. It's like a gun that shoots smoke bullets, which I had a dream about once. 

About the only name that his Dad could have given him worse would be Roy. Because then his name would be Roy Killroy and would basically mean that anyone who ever introduced him would be telling him to do suicide on himself.

He has a really nice car though, it's a Lincoln.