RONNIE TEMPLETON

Mr. Templeton was Dad’s roommate in college. He’s a policeman now! He comes over every summer for the fourth of july and brings a bag of fireworks. It’s cool because I can’t buy fireworks where I live and one time got grounded for putting a black cat in a ant hole.

He says he gets them from “smart-a kids who have nothing better to do than blow shoot up and bust my hump.” His hump is pretty big, he showed it to me once so that really must hurt.

mom says Ronnie has sausage fingers and "if he could eat them, he would." So would I!